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Quote Post Sat, Aug. 30, 2014 3,985 notes

“I’ve been making a list of the things they don’t teach you at school. They don’t teach you how to love somebody. They don’t teach you how to be famous. They don’t teach you how to be rich or how to be poor. They don’t teach you how to walk away from someone you don’t love any longer. They don’t teach you how to know what’s going on in someone else’s mind. They don’t teach you what to say to someone who’s dying. They don’t teach you anything worth knowing.”


Neil Gaiman (via psych-facts)





Text Post Sat, Aug. 30, 2014 28,269 notes

chubby-punx:

My goal is to be very, very cute but also very, very spooky

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Quote Post Sat, Aug. 30, 2014 130,746 notes

“Look up at the stars and not down at your feet. Be curious.”


Stephen Hawking  (via fuckinq)

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tentacuddles:

likeadisneyprincess:

I’m sort of okay with this.

bless america this is fantastic

tentacuddles:

likeadisneyprincess:

I’m sort of okay with this.

bless america this is fantastic

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Quote Post Sat, Aug. 30, 2014 41,572 notes

“You said you were afraid of losing me and then you faced your fear and left.”


i still miss you sometimes - via leviathanrose (via perfect)

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Text Post Sat, Aug. 30, 2014 394,735 notes

multipack:

do u ever go to school confident in what ur wearing and then u actually get there and ur kind of just like wow well this was an awful idea

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Text Post Sat, Aug. 30, 2014 43,310 notes

senilesnake:

egobus:

omg my little brother was using my computer and look at his search history

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so embarrassing

The second hand embarassment is strong.

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Link Post Sat, Aug. 30, 2014 78,124 notes

HOW WAS SPY KIDS 3 A MOVIE

dilapidatedragamuffin:

Can we talk about Spy Kids 3 for a second because it’s just the MOST BAFFLING CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE EVER

First we open to LITTLE BABY SELENA GOMEZ

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THE PRESIDENT IS GEORGE CLOONEY?

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Later we see Juni’s grandpa who is KHAN??

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who spends the whole movie chasing a butterfly

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THE VILLAIN IS SYLVESTER STALLONE

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WHO GETS VILLAIN ADVICE FROM THREE OTHER SYLVESTER STALLONES

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ELIJAH WOOD SHOWS UP

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ONLY TO DIE IN THE NEXT SCENE

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Then we find out that the president was actually the villain the whole time which makes ZERO SENSE but leads to this glorious George Clooney Sylvester Stallone impression

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Then we get Antonio Benderez doing this?

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AND THEIR UNCLE WHO IS STILL MACHETE image

AND THEN STEVE BUSCEMI SHOWS UP ON A FLYING PIG FOR NO REASON

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HOW WAS THIS A MOVIE???

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Photo Post Sat, Aug. 30, 2014 116,056 notes

methhomework:

waka with a flocka pigeons

methhomework:

waka with a flocka pigeons

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Photo Post Sat, Aug. 30, 2014 129,045 notes

surprisebitch:

the props and outfits in porn are amazing

surprisebitch:

the props and outfits in porn are amazing

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seri0uslybecca:

i take my hedgehog grocery shopping and nobody tells me to stop

seri0uslybecca:

i take my hedgehog grocery shopping and nobody tells me to stop

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traced-veins:

18 - no one to let in

traced-veins:

18 - no one to let in

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vvinyls:

LIL BUN AWAWOMFGHESCUTEBYE

vvinyls:

LIL BUN AWAWOMFGHESCUTEBYE

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Video Post Sat, Aug. 30, 2014 144,890 notes

gifs-gifs-gifs-gifs-gifs:

BACK IN STOCK: These cute cat self defense keychains are not toys, but are in fact a very serious defense weapon.

And don’t forget to use coupon code ‘SHIPFREE’ to get FREE SHIPPING on any domestic order today! Hurry and order now!

(Source: wickedclothes)




Text Post Sat, Aug. 30, 2014 254,284 notes

shinymaplesquid:

shinymaplesquid:

I just got a wrong number text from a stranger that said: “hey can we use ur pool there’s a moose in ours”

#welcometocanada

I’ve never received such a funny text in my life I can’t breathe

UPDATE:
I told them “yes if you send a pic” & they sent me tHIS

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(Source: pancakessexual, via contemporaryheart)





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