(Source: dee-spizeme, via ohlolitaa)

jackfrostftw:

sparklesparklelittletwink:

internetfeet:

People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t

Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”

And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”

#and as they say goodbye they fuck you over

#you gonna act like a bitch #you gonna die like a bitch

(via darkfeline)

(via beingfetus)

slenclerman:

yes friends let us blaze the marijuana! four hundred and twenty haha

(via ohlolitaa)

claydols:

damn you must be itunes because you are always not responding

(Source: basedgosh, via punkbeds)

peevesies:

peevesies:

i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life

whY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME

(via dogesexual)

you had me at “i’ll choke you”

(Source: pukepurge, via schlgrl)

sexicancore:

i-o-u-an-assbutt:

mintmeow:

i’ve got 99 problems and being a decaying organism that’s born to die in a society run by money that i can’t escape is one of them 

do you need a hug

i think we all need a hug

(via ohlolitaa)

internetmessiah:

FYI: NEVER tell a girl, “Hey sweetie, how about a smile?” For all you know, her mouth is filled with bees.

(via imaginethebutts)

esexist:

i just got called a faggot by a group of 6th graders wearing polos

(via slenclerman)

(Source: twitterthecomic, via bestlols)

faerieisland:

A piece for the girl I used to love.

(Source: dollynymph, via tited)